Schedule? What Schedule?

Ok. Let me start by just straight up apologizing.

I'm sorry.

There. That wasn't so hard. Now I'm going to temper that with a little bit of explaining.

School. School is hard. Well not hard, really, but time consuming. So, like ManBearPig on cyproheptadine and cannabis, school ate up the vast majority of my available time. Until April 20th. Of course, now it's May 15th, and I still haven't gotten back to work on ye olde Pulp Horror.

Now I could regale you with excuses to try and rationalize and justify why I haven't done anything in the intervening time. But that would be disingenuous. So I won't.

To paraphrase my good friend Ze Frank (Ze Frank is not really my friend... I've never even met the man, I'm merely well aware of his internet persona): The hardest part is going from zero to one. The hardest part is getting started.

Right now, since I went on hiatus, I've been at zero. I don't like being at zero. I hope you don't like me being at zero. And I want to get back to one. And I hope that when I do, you'll come back to visit.

So long story short, I'm working on it. And I'm going to keep working on it. Tentatively I'm going to say June 5th. But there is still work to be done, so don't quote me on that.

But seriously? June 5th. Let's do this thing. See you in a few weeks.